The Screaming Climax
Odd that the latest piece of gym equipment was located in the dusty basement; odd too that there was such a long line of women waiting to use it.
The claims on the posters were typically outlandish: Makes it easy to get started increasing muscle strength and improves circulation.
The technical blurb claimed 50 speeds and 600 watts of power and an easy-to-use navigation system.
‘You can manually adjust the intensity levels, depending on what experience you’re looking for.’
When it was my turn, I left the dusty dial pointing to the hand-written label indicating ‘The Screaming Climax’.